Anyone reading a printed copy of this article -- paper with words and photographs on it -- is a dinosaur.

If you are reading it on-line at thecitizen.us, you have at least advanced to the Bronze Age.

But since "The Citizen" has no app, that's as far as you're going to go. You are lost in the past, consigned to the dust bins of knowledge, denied up-to-the-nanosecond access to news as it is occurring from the North Boroughs to the northern steppes of Central Asia.